Cat Me If You Can: 22 Sassy Cat Children on the Run From Their Clawminal Offences

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Laurent Shinar • Writer and Editor
Mar 20, 2025 4:00 PM EDT

Ah,the clawminal side of cat children. The ever present pit of doom that lays beneath their layer of fluffy wholesomeness. Always there, always waiting for you to make the wrong move such that you fall into the pit and succumb to its weight. After which of course comes the chase, the timeless track race between you and your cat after they have committed clawminal acts. Of course, there is little to no chance that we win in a race against a highly motivated feline. But nevertheless, we will never tire of trying to catch them and hold them accountable for their crimes.

So if you enjoy basking in the glow of the failure of others to make yourself feel better about the stresses you are battling in your life, then take a seat. Put up your feet. And prepaw yourself for some serious goodies.

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    "Okay, so I had $200 in my account and I only spent $40 so I should have $160" *checks account* -$257.89 More pics on www.imfunny.net
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    when you're deciding whether to drive to work or across the country to start a new life...
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    This is the most perfect photo I took in 7 years as a cat owner
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    I think this cat's date didn't go well
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    Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.
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    my face when i am up early
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    What orange cats think they look like: What orange cats actually look like:
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    Found this boi while scrolling and looking at places to rent Private Room For Rent $850 See Other Rentals You May Like Filter by price, location and more. rivate Room For Rent 850 ee Other Rentals You May Like ter by price, location and more. See
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    Summer Stolarcyk @summerstoli Follow A shop owner modified his attic to accommodate his cats. Now he is under constant observation.
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    When your cat msgs your boss trying to get you fired. 5:08 PM /0.-89.47 =novbzgv888888888 888888 88888 8888 Kyle Sankowicz 5:09 PM Absolutely. Smartest thing you've ever said. Javidre billed 8888 888 8888
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    When you find out you're going to the vet and not conducting the opera.
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    What my cat thinks they look like in attack mode: What my cat actually looks like in attack mode:
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  • Honestly, these are equally terrifying. And before you go spouting off about how one is significantly larger than the other and poses a much greater threat to your life. We want you to rememeber that one of these lives in your home, where you sleep, at night. The other lives a solitary life roaming the oceans and randomly bumps into hoomans once in a while. Now try telling us that cats should live on land…

  • 13
    "Black cats are evil and bad luck!" Black cats:
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  • 14
    My laptop is set up to take a picture after 3 incorrect password attempts and I just got a text alert on my phone with this image attached.
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    My kitten hides behind our curtains like this bc she thinks we can't see her while she's planning to attack when we walk past her
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    Hi it's your uber, I'm outside
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    the art vs. the artist @catsdoingthings IN REANT
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    "Selfie with my older brother"
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    My cat at 5am:
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  • Oh lawdy, this catto had better be running for the hills after committing this clawmial act. Our sources tell us that this went down on an early Saturday morning. Apparently, the pawrent was not impressed by their cat child’s rendition of the feline national anthem at five in the morning and began chasing the cat around the house with a rubber chicken.

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    Bed Frame allows bed for humans and playground for cats Cats at 3 AM under the bed: I am speed
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  • 21
    Some guy: imma get a graphics cat Me: you mean a graphics card? Some guy: naaah, a graphics cat dddds 900000000
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    "Cat Tax"

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